Alternate Version

At the last supper Jesus held

a baby in his arms.

The baby’s name was Judas Iscariot.

He told the assembled:

“Eat of this child. He is future sustenance.”

The apostles allowed as to how

they would rather not.

Later, when the baby had turned them all

in to the Gestapo, Jesus

was heard to say, “I didn’t sell it.

I didn’t make the baby sound appetizing.”

Corey Mesler